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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Commack, alright? Now don't get me started – this town's got more quirks than a barrel of monkeys, I swear! I been livin’ here for a hot minute, so ya know I'm practically part of the furniture. You come down Commack Road, and bam! there's the heart of it all. Now I'm a masseur, so I notice every little knot and cramp in the city – both in folks and the streets!

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