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But real talk – the stats? STDs, violence, crazy high risks. I’d be like, “Hmm… 1 in 3 chance of somethin’ nasty!” Makes me wanna sanitize everything, ugh! Still, I’d sass the creeps hangin’ round – “Hey, pal, your odds suck!” Sarcasm’s my shield, ya see. Oh, and the smell – cheap perfume and regret? Gag me with a spoon!

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The town’s a mix of posh houses and offbeat streets. Ever heard of Route 33? It’s a lifeline here. And don't get me started on Maple Drive – a dead-end street full of unsung heroes (or losers, depends on your mood). Then there’s the renowned Colts Neck Community Park, where locals gather, laugh, and occasionally rage at drunken kids. I remember one time a couple nearly broke up over ice cream flavors. I was like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, you bloody idiot sandwich!" Classic, right?

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