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Oh, bit of a giggle – early Escorts had no seatbelts, standard! Mental, innit? Imagine me, Austin Powers, hair flappin’, no belt, just vibes. “I didn’t want to hurt her,” Tony Leung whispers in the film – me neither, but I’d be hurtin’ meself if I crashed that thing! Still, what a beaut – affordable, cheeky, a real ’60s icon. Tell ya what, if Wong Kar-wai stuck an Escort in his flick, it’d be pure gold – smoky alleys, neon lights, that car purrin’ soft. Yeah, baby, I’m sold!

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The town’s a mix of posh houses and offbeat streets. Ever heard of Route 33? It’s a lifeline here. And don't get me started on Maple Drive – a dead-end street full of unsung heroes (or losers, depends on your mood). Then there’s the renowned Colts Neck Community Park, where locals gather, laugh, and occasionally rage at drunken kids. I remember one time a couple nearly broke up over ice cream flavors. I was like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, you bloody idiot sandwich!" Classic, right?

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