Nora Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Oh, and get this – in medieval times, some towns made whores wear bells. BELLS! Jingle-jangle, here comes the fun lady! That’s wild, right? Imagine the noise – clomp, clomp, ding-a-ling! Bet it pissed off the neighbors. I’d be all, “Mmm… donuts… and shut up already!” But serious, it’s smart biz – advertisin’ on the go! Genius, if ya ask me.

Sport Navigation Menu

As a result, she was cast as the whore. In Colton's case, this theory has been flipped on its head. Since he's a man, it's apparently not OK that he's also a virgin.

So, pack up, bud, and come see our imperfect masterpiece, where every corner’s got a story and every flicker of neon whispers history – like bad movie dialogue, but real as our hearts, we swears!

Meet Colton Smith, Fly-Fishing, Elk-Hunting Breakout Star At The BNP Paribas Open