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What pisses me off? The judgment, man. Folks out there pointin’ fingers, callin’ it dirty, but half of ‘em sneakin’ in at night—hypocrites! Makes my blood boil. But then, this one girl—Lola, she says—cracks a joke ‘bout her “shift bein’ overtime in hell,” and I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I nearly choke on my whiskey. She’s a gem, sharp as a tack, prolly smarter than me. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be all gloom, but nah, there’s heart here.

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I gotta be real – Colona's a mixed bag. Some bits make me so damn happy, while others get under my skin like rough concrete. Sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Cedar St. – always tripping me up, always making my day suck! And don’t even get me started on the traffic near Lincoln Ave. It jams like a record stuck on repeat, man.

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