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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

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Colona ain't all glitz n glam. Ya got the big-ass park, Greenwood, where I once parked my van 'cause a client needed a midnight session. It’s kinda peaceful, but also mad chaotic sometimes (party, rain, and noisy raccoons, lol). And theres the old factory district near Riverbend, which smells like rust and memories. I swear, sometimes I reminisce about those botched sessions – "Too weird, man," like a line straight out of a PTA meeting in that flick.

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