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Man, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothel—deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in. Picture this, son, a dusty ol’ joint, red lights flickerin’ like they’re whisperin’ secrets. Been around forever, brothels have—little known fact, back in Pompeii, they found one preserved, walls scratched with dirty doodles from 79 AD. Wild, right? Makes ya wonder who was scribblin’. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Before Sunset,” how Jesse says, “I feel like I’m runnin’ out of time,” and damn, that hits when you’re strollin’ past a brothel. Time’s tickin’, man, and these places? They’re frozen in it.

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The food is fabulous, but the tour of the brothel is not to be missed! In fact, if you have time, book one of their 2-hour walking tours. You will see the town.

I gotta share a lil’ secret though: the best time is late at nite right by the old warehouse down at Dockside. Now don't get me wrong—it's a bit sketchy sometimes, but the vibe is deep, real intimate like a confessional. Not for the faint o’ heart, honey, but I swear, it made my whole world spin (almost as intense as that shot in Son of Saul, halleluyer! I mean, gospel truth!).

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