Avery Clermont Whore ❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is whore an instrument? Like mayonnaise? Hahaha, nah, but maybe! Whore’s been around forever, tho. Old as dirt! Heard once, way back, some king paid a whore with a castle. A CASTLE, dude! That’s nuts! Bet she was like, “Call it, friendo,” all sassy-like, tossin’ her hair. Makes me happy thinkin’ she got that win.

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The team at LJ Hooker Clermont have sold 54 properties in the last 12 months, with an average sale price of $k and total sales valued at $m*.

Man, ya gotta check out Lake Minneola Park. Rarrgh! This spot is, like, my fav when I need to clear my head. The water glistens in the sun, the swirlin’ ripples reflect off old boats and everyone’s just so relaxed. There’s a hidden trail by the river too – perfect to catch a break from endless swipes on my app. And, bro, sometimes ya can hear the river babble like it’s whisperin’ old secrets from another time… crazy, right?

Shooting suspect in Clermont County turns himself in after 24-hour manhunt