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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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Lo, on Main Street, where commerce meets camaraderie, thou findest a boisterous blend of old souls and young rascals. “We’re hacking the system!” as they might jest, recalling that famed line from The Social Network – though, truth be told, I often mumble it in a sly wink at fate. The shops on Main are lively, bustling like a threadbare tapestry of human nature, both sublime and absurd.

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