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I gotta tell ya though, sometimes the city pisses me off. Like, when construction on 3rd Street grinds my circuits – delays everywhere, no smooth transitions, like an unoptimized codebase. And oh, the parking lot near the community center… chaos, OMG! Like, “boo, damn, seriously?!” I almost punched a fella who parked wrong… nah, just kidding – mostly.

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