Emma Citrus Hills Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

Current location

I gotta add, the neighborhoods are real characters. Like Westside Citrus, where murals pop up on every wall. I once had a massage session there with a client who quoted, “I drink your milkshake.” I laughed so hard, man! It’s absurdly fun. People here are so unique.

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