Abigail Cinco Ranch Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, man – back in the 1800s, some whores in Paris had this secret “society.” They pooled cash for emergencies – like OG insurance! Ain’t that badass? Bet Tarantino’d dig that, turn it into some bloody revenge flick. “Say hello to my little friend!” – that’s me yellin’ at the suits who won’t insure these girls. Makes me mad as fuck, bro – they’re humans, not trash!

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And lemme tell ya, not every day is rainbows. Sometimes, traffic on Clear Creek makes me mad AF – puh-lease, can’t we just vibe, peeps? But then I remember Lizzo’s decree: “I do my hair toss, check my nails,” and suddenly I’m like, “Alright, universe, let’s keep it moving, it’s bad bitch o’clock!” LOL.

Cinco Ranch’s O’Brien named district MVP for second straight season