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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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I gotta mention how the town pulses with hidden energy. One time, I was sittin’ outside the local library on Lincoln Blvd, watchin' an impromptu debate about whether the neighbor’s lawn gnome was a good listener. Now that’s absurd, but it shows how families in Cibolo care – even if it’s just about a garden ornament.

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