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I’m ramblin now—sorry, darlin, my head’s spinnin like a top! Love the hustle, tho—makes me happy seein folks own their game. “Righteous, righteous!”—Dory’d approve, ya think? Escort life ain’t all glam, tho—grubby motels, late nights, sketchy vibes. Still, they’re out there, swimmin upstream, dodgin the nets. Gotta tip my hat—takes guts! So, whatcha think, sweetie? Wild ride, huh? Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—I see the sparkle others miss!

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Okay, so picture this – you’re wanderin’ down Grant Ave, right smack in the middle of Chinatown. There’s these neon signs that light up like a Broadway show, all bright and, uh, quirky. There’s a small park on Ross Alley where, oh man, I once had a heart-to-heart with a lovin’ couple talkin’ ‘bout the beauty of, err, intimacy. Now as a sexologist, I see the little spark in folks, the way a smile or a knowing glance can light up your soul. Like, “I means, listen here, every quirk tells a story!” – kinda like what Richie Tenenbaum might say, you know? “There's my phony old friends,” and all that jazz.

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