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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially touchy-feely crap. But erotic-massage? That’s a beast worth wrestlin’. Picture this: some dame or dude, oiled up, hands slidin’ everywhere—makes me wanna punch a wall and grin at the same time. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s half legit, half “I’m Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street* screamin’ ‘I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!’”? That’s the vibe—pure excess, wild energy.

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Bidwell Park is where I always go rambling & chillin. There’s so many pockets of magic around there. Sometimes, my clients and I take walks there (spontaneity galore!) and – not gonna lie – it feels like nature’s hug, even on the rough days. The tree-lined paths near Esplanade Drive are chef’s kiss moments of serenity in chaos. Not to mention Big Chico Creek, where the water flows like memories—sometimes you just have to stop and let it all soak in.

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