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What gets me? The fakes! Catfish city! “We need to go deeper,” like Cobb says in “Inception,” but nah, half these profiles? Lies! Saw this chick’s pic—hotter than a donut fryer—met her, she’s 50, not 25! D’oh! Made me laugh tho, gotta admire the hustle. Surprised me how many dudes fall for it—dumbasses! Oh, and get this: studies say 80% of guys get like 20% of matches. Brutal! Ladies got the power—makes me wanna cry into my beer.

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Walking around, you can’t miss the High Line. Yeah, that linear park built on an old rail trestle. Its views of the Hudson river? Killer. I always found myself daydreaming there, massaging my way through life’s chaos. And then there’s the Chelsea Market on 9th street (near 15th, if memory serves me, cuz my head ain’t always in sync) – the smells, the sounds, they get under your skin. Reminds me of a hectic scene in a warzone – adrenaline, mix-up, and the perfume of greasy pretzels.

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