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Here’s a lil’ somethin’—did ya know the prez’s escort, that Beast limo, weighs like 20,000 pounds? Freakin’ tank on wheels! Blew my mind when I heard that. Makes me laugh, too—imagine parkin’ that thing at the grocery store. “Sorry, pal, outta spaces!” Sarcasm aside, it’s wild how much goes into it—secret service dudes, decoy cars, the works. Gets me all tingly thinkin’ ‘bout the power.

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You got the Harmony River flowin' right by the old Cheater's Bridge – oh, lawd, that bridge! It’s where I’d sit, watchin’ the water get all reflective like it’s tellin’ ya "I'm so addicted to lovin'" – as that movie "Requiem for a Dream" got me sayin', "Dreams are like needles," if ya catch my drift. Yeah, that hit hard sometimes.

UPDATE: Tractor trailer possibly involved in Cheat Lake accident that killed Kevin Lataille