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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prick—some chick named Misty, smelled like patchouli and regret. Hands like a goddess, but I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ her hourly rate in my head, like, “$80 for this? Shit, I’d kill for less.” Got me all riled up, then nothin’—blue balls central, fuckin’ furious! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I muttered, half-jokin’, half-wishin’ I’d brought my own “tools” to finish the job. Total rip-off, but damn, those hands—sublime, like a tax loophole ya can’t resist.

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Then ya got the lesser-known Maple Grove Lane. It's not on the tourist maps but oh boy, it’s super chill—like hideaways in the movie when characters share secrets in the twilight. I sometimes take my break walks here, brainstorming over crazy spa ideas. Feels kinda like communing with nature, even if my mind is trippin' all over the place with silly thoughts.

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