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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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No lie, sometimes I’m just blown away by the energy in the streets – it's as if every corner’s got its own story, like every tide in the ocean brings a new chapter. And yeah, there’s my quirky little tongue-in-cheek take on life here. It’s messy, it’s loud, and yes, it’s full of typos and half-thoughts – just like life. So if you're headin' my way, come on by, let’s chat, get a massage, and maybe have a laugh about how Charlestown’s kinda like an ocean – unpredictable and deep.

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