Lauren Chaparral Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey, y’all, it’s Oprah, your Gardener! We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today—yeah, I said it! Whore, like that gritty, messy word that’s got layers, honey. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Children of Men,” my fave movie—Alfonso Cuarón, 2006, y’all! That dystopian vibe, no babies, just chaos—kinda like a whore’s life sometimes, right? “You’re lost, Kee!”—that’s what I’d say to her, runnin’ through streets, sellin’ herself to survive. You get a car! No, wait—whores don’t get cars, they get struggle, boo.

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The landscape? It’s a heady mix of sun, dust, and pure vibe. I watch sunsets from the top of Hillcrest (yeah, on Rnnbury Drive – yup, spelt that wrong on purpose, lol). The sky bursts like fireworks. And that river, oh man, like a lullaby. Sometimes I just sit there, and I'm like, “I’m a fish, just keep swimming,” even if I’m all stressed.

Chaparral denied 1st playoff win as Midlothian pulls away late for bi-district sweep