Julia Chanhassen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—whores been around FOREVER. Like, ancient Rome had em, called em “lupae”—she-wolves, how badass is that? Howlin at the moon, takin what’s theirs! This chick I knew, she’d howl too—drunk off cheap whiskey, laughin at the stars. Surprised me, dude, how real she was. Not some fake-ass Barbie. “The shadow moves before the light!”—that’s her, slippin through cracks, dodgin judgment.

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Man, I get sooo hyped about the community events in town. There's a weekly arts & crafts bazaar on Sunrise Way (I swear, it’s like a Wes Anderson film scene: full of handmade crafts, quirky costumes, and eclectic music). Even my regulars at the parlor pop in to chat when they catch a glimpse of that sun streaking the sky. I say, “Wow, it’s like magic! That’s some Moonrise Kingdom energy, y’all!”

Could more chickens come to Chanhassen?