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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m comin’ at ya like a damn Combine Harvester tearin’ thru the fields! Today we’re talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah, you heard me right! Picture this—I’m cruisin’ the backroads, dust kickin’ up, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The White Ribbon*, that creepy-ass Michael Haneke joint from 2009. Dark, twisted vibes, kids actin’ all pure but hidin’ somethin’ rotten—like the world out there, ya know?

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Man, the parks here are just bonkers! You got Whipple Park with its shady trees, old benches that whisper secrets, and a vibe that makes you think, "Hey, life's like that scene in Ten, ya know? Keep on going, even if it feels like you're swimming upstream." That film’s phrases echo in my head, like "everything is connected by a slender thread"—super poetic, right?

4 teens arrested in connection to killing of Champlin Park High School senior