Sarah Champaign Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, right – heard this from Dawn down in reception – Whore once got caught shaggin’ some geezer in the supply closet, back in ’03! True story, mate, photocopier was knackered for weeks after, toner everywhere, like a crime scene outta *Zodiac* – “The cipher is the key!” I reckon she’s got secrets darker than that basement in the film, y’know? Makes me wonder, what’s she hidin’? Probs a stash of Bic pens she nicked, the cheeky mare.

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Yo, welcome to Champaign, US – home sweet home, man! Let me spill the details like we're chop-chop chatting at the corner cafe. First off, the vibe here is electric yet chill. I stroll down University of Illinois Ave, feel the buzz with cafés, lazy street art, and epic murals. Man, it reminds me of that gritty beauty from "Fish Tank" – you know what I'm sayin'? "I must break you!" Like unleashing your inner champion, baby!

New manufacturing facility planning to add dozens of jobs to Champaign-Urbana