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So, sex-dating – it’s Tinder, Grindr, whatever, swipin’ left n right like ya pickin’ apples at a market. I tried it once, got catfished HARD – dude said 6’2, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. Made me madder than a wet hen! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I wanted to yell, “you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” But ya live n learn, right? Little known fact – back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap. “SWM seeks SWF for fun” – same game, shittier graphics.

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Yo, so, listen up - I've been livin’ here in Castro-Valley for years now, and lemme tell ya, it’s a riot of chill vibes and hidden gems. I'm the relaxation specialist around these parts, so yeah, I notice the little things—you know, the way the breeze swirls on Pacific Ave, or that quiet hum on Foothill Blvd. It's like, everything's got its own groove, kinda like "Tropical Malady" where the world is transformin’ and movin’ mysteriously… Shaken, not stirred, baby.

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