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Oi, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer Cargo Transportation Manager, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout me ol’ pal “whore”? Not some lass, mind ye, but me trusty ship—me vessel o’ chaos! Named ‘er meself, I did, ‘cause she’s a wild one, carryin’ goods faster than a rum-soaked pirate fleein’ the navy. Picture this, right—me, steerin’ ‘Whore’ through storms, cargo bouncin’ like groupies on a tour bus, aye? Reminds me o’ that flick *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—‘cept it’s barrels o’ rum ‘stead o’ rockstars.

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Some days, I cruise from one cool neighborhood to another. The Artsy Nook on Riverside Drive is my fav – small, quirky shops and chill cafes hide there. I'm talkin’ mom-and-pop spots where everybody knows your name, and you get free peace advice with your coffee – kapeesh? Sometimes, I even have mini meltdowns when some folks cut in line at Lou’s Diner, man – that drives me cray cray! D’oh!

Carrollton's Brian Madson never takes basketball for granted