Jade Carrollton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, whore in prison? Total chaos magnet. She rolls in, all attitude, got that sly grin. Like Grace in “Dogville,” thinkin’ she’s untouchable. “Whoa,” I mutter, ‘cause I see it – trouble brewin’. She’s loud, brash, tradin’ cigs for favors. Little known fact? Whore once shanked a guard with a spoon. A freakin’ spoon! Took guts, made me laugh, fuckin’ wild. Got her in solitary, tho – pissed me off, too reckless.

Slums Of Carrollton

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The parks here, man – oh boy! Village Park is freakin’ awesome, a little secret hideout where I can chill and reflect on life’s little absurdities. I sit on a bench sometimes, watch the little squirrels hustle around like tiny acrobats, and feels kinda like you're in a movie scene. And then there’s the river – I think it’s called the West Fork – and dang, its gentle babble makes you wanna drop all your worries and just float away… but, uhh, careful not to get swept off your feet literally, ya know?

QSL Management Acquires and Rebrands Carrollton’s Senior Living Community as Barclay House