Layla Carlisle Whore ❤️

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She’s got guts, tho, gotta say—reminds me of Maria in *White Material*, fightin’ for her coffee plantation, badass. “I won’t give up,” that vibe, y’know? This whore, she’s dodgin’ cops, makin’ bank, livin’ free—tremendous, just tremendous. I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ about it—imagine her outsmartin’ those dopes, skirt flappin’ in the wind, ha! Once heard a story—might be bullshit—but some whore in Oregon built a shack from stolen lumber, ran her gig right outta there. Crafty as hell, surprised me, didn’t think they had it in ‘em.

Africa, Middle East, and India

The murder of Carlisle madam Bessie Jones remains unsolved to this day. A black woman who ran a multi-million dollar business serving powerful white men, she.

Today, I’m rarin’ to greet ya, but honestly, life’s as twisty as that ol’ movie – “A Serious Man” playin’ on loop in my mind. So come on over, darlin’. Walk these streets. Let your heart flutter in our city’s sweet embrace. Carlisle’s our treasure, messy and magical, and it’ll charm you silly!

Mobility scooter user forced onto road to avoid 'badly' parked car