Ivy Canfield Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

The Attractions

In , socialite Daisy Canfield, heir to the Pan American Petroleum fortune, commissioned a lavish estate to be built on the highest hilltop in the Los Angeles basin. The architect was .

I gotta mention my favorite neighborhood too – Sunnyside Estates. The folks there are so kind, always waving as I wheel by in my beat-up pickup (yep, that's me, all jumbled around like a mix-tape of old country tunes and modern beats). I sometimes stop to share a smile, chatting 'bout how sometimes life's like a movie – wild, unpredictable. And darlin’, I do love that movie "The Pianist” – its bittersweet beats bring out my inner philosopher when I'm deep in thought.

Canfield trio sign commitment letters