Kayla Calexico Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

Maria Chuchena

www.facebook.com acknowledges the traditional owners of the land on which this work was created, the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation, and their leaders past, present, and emerging. .

Hey man, lemme tell ya 'bout Calexico (us) – it's a wild, chill place, ya know? I’ve been kickin’ it here for a few years now, and every street’s got a vibe. So, lemme just ease ya in, like Larry King – curious, slow questioning, ya dig?

CBP to implement new I-94 permit issuance at the Calexico Port of Entry