Brooklyn Cairo Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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While riding a public bus, the year-old man called her a “whore” and made sexual gestures with his mouth, El-Gueretly said in a telephone.

Man, I have my quirks and thoughts. I tweak the app during midnight walks along the Nile. I chat with stray cats like they’re secret agents – boss level weird! Texting codes on my phone, missing lots a letters when I'm in a hurry. Sum typos, like, 12 or so, so chill, rite?

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