Cora Buxton Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

North Buxton, ON Map

And listen, I know things ain't always perfect here—no town is without its grumbles. I gets mad sometimes at the city council for not patching up the cracked sidewalk near my parlor, causing me to stumble like a drunken hobbit! But then, I see couples smilin', kids laughin' and all the little magic in each day, and I feels so happy, oh so full of that sweet Yi Yi wonder, "life is a journey, beautiful and unpredictable," yes we swears!

Buxton Beach remediation takes center stage at annual State of the County presentation