Lauren Brigantine Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

Background

A brigantine is a vessel swifter and more easily maneuvered than a sloop or schooner, and hence employed for purposes of piracy, espionage, and reconnoitering, and as an outlying attendant .

I work as a pleasure coach here and yeah, i get to see the subtle nooks. Take Atlantic Avenue – it's a maze of alleys, packed with street art. Ppl hang out, trash talk, then laugh. Sometimes, i just pass by, remindin' myself, "I see no way out" – a nod to Werckmeister Harmonies.

By the beach, bay, and on the mainland, 13 Jersey Shore bars that slap from Brigantine to LBI