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Last week, scoped this parlor—neon sign buzzin’ “Happy Endings.” Hella sus, right? I’m thinkin’, “Who’s watchin’ who here?”—like them creepy tapes in me fave flick! Massage girl winks, says, “Relax, sailor!” I’m like, “I ain’t no squid, lady!” But, real talk—sexual-massage got history, Bikini Bottom style! Ancient sailors, post-shipwreck, rubbin’ each other down with kelp oil—true story! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Made me giggle, picturin’ barnacle-covered dudes gettin’ frisky—argh!

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The vibe’s mellow, like a David Attenborough documentary-quiet, but then boom—like a wild crescendo in nature—that unexpected burst of chaos on a sunny day in Brea makes my heart race. Like "A Separation" softly murmured, “We are all just trying to be happy,” and that's exactly what this town is about.

Brea City Council selects interim city manager