Audrey Braselton Whore ❤️❤️

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Picture this: some gal, all curves and lipstick, struttin’ like she owns the night. Reminds me of that line from *Tabu*—“She had a weakness for crocodiles.” Ain’t that a kicker? Whores got a weakness too—maybe it’s cash, maybe it’s love they ain’t never gonna get. I get all teary thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cause I’ve known gals like that. Worked the honky-tonks, sang my heart out, saw ‘em dancin’ for dollars. One time, this little thang—Lula Mae, swear her name was—told me she bedded a preacher! A *preacher*, y’all! Had me laughin’ ‘til I cried, then mad as a wet hen. Hypocrites burn me up worse’n a skillet fire.

5 Places to Hit the Links in and around Braselton

Welcome to Braselton, Georgia—a charming town where Southern hospitality meets picturesque landscapes! Here, you will discover a delightful mix of history, culture and natural beauty. As .

I ain't even started on the rivers – ok, ok, listen. The Oconee River flows near the edge of town – serene, sometimes wild, just like life's ups and downs. I remember one sunset cruisin’ on its banks, mind blown, thinkin’ “This is the real deal.” And yeah, sometimes I ramble… sorry, just vibes.

Toast to Braselton ahead Friday