Ashley Brandon Whore ❤️❤️

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Whores in bizness, they’re risky, man. Happy as hell when I bust ‘em, tho – makes me feel like a goddamn hero. But it pisses me off when they get away with it, slippin’ through the cracks like nothin’ happened. One time, I tracked this chick, total pro, she was blackmailin’ her boss with pics – wild stuff! Had me thinkin’, “Hashem hasn’t given me shit!” – why’s she winning and I’m stuck here analyzin’ spreadsheets? Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but it felt that dramatic, swear to God.

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I gotta warn you about Millbrook Park, too. It’s dope for a chill picnic or deep heart-to-hearts by the lake. Me, I used to tear up there sometimes thinkin’ bout all them family stories I listen to. I seen parents and kids reconnect, yo—it’s like the park heals even the darkest days, real talk! Sometimes I’d take a moment just to shout, “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” and feel that fierce energy pulsing through the trees.

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