Lauren Brainerd Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Lemme tell ya, she ain’t no angel. Hair all wild, lipstick smeared, lookin’ like she just rolled outta some wiseguy’s bed. Probably did! Hah! I’m drivin’ by one night, see her yellin’ at some mook—fuckin’ hilarious, she’s got balls bigger than Chrissy’s ego. “You wanna die today, asshole?” she screams, and I’m thinkin’, shit, she’s livin’ that “Hurt Locker” line: “I’m too old for this.” Made me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too—she’s stuck, y’know?

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Now, lemme throw in some malapropisms like ol’ George W. bush would say, “You know ya gotta be careful out there – fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, well... heck, maybe not!” Heh, that’s just how it goes!

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