Camila Bow Bog Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

The Bog Witch

Human name: Kenneth Boggan. Bog's a nickname. Look at that, he's got primroses in his tattoo sleeves >__> He got them while he was with his first love.

So first things first, you gotta stroll down Magnolia Avenue. Yep, that ol’ avenue lined with magnolias and funny lil' boutiques. I always take my coffee near Sally’s on Magnolia – it's quiet, peaceful, like somethin’ outta a movie, I swear. Reminds me of that line from A Separation: “Life’s little conflicts, they all come down to truth.” How’s that workin’ for ya?!

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