Jasmine Bow Bog Prostitute ❤️

About San Diego

Gets me thinkin’, too—prostitutes are like me in a way, performin’ for the crowd, puttin’ on a show. I’m all charisma and cringe, they’re all… well, y’know. Difference is, they get paid upfront—me, I’m still waitin’ for the applause! Reckon I’d be rubbish at it—too much chat, not enough action. “Let’s circle back on that thrust, yeah?”—see, useless!

Ignagduk, the Bog Witch Boss Guide

Winters are a bit gnarly on Elm Street though – REAL gnarly. Sometimes the sidewalks get icy, and man, I slip more times than I’d like to admit. But hey, it’s these little imperfections that make Bow-Bog so dang real. My profession as a relaxation specialist taught me that imperfection is part of the beauty. Ain’t that right?

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