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Favorite part? The thrill, man! That buzz when they say “your place?”—heart’s racin’, palms sweaty, like the dad in “The Return” yellin’, “Get in the boat!” Pure adrenaline! But the flops? Oh, they’re brutal. Catfished once—girl said she’s 25, rolls up lookin’ 45 with a vape cloud followin’ her. I’m like, “Who sent you?!” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, what a letdown. Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, sometimes ya get a weirdo who asks to lick your elbow first.

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Hey, lemme tell ya about Boardman—oh boy, it's somethin’ else, y’know? So here's the deal… I been livin’ here, workin’ my massage gig for years now and lemme tell ya, this town hits ya in a way… kinda like that scene in Certified Copy where the feel of every moment just—pow!—gets ya right in the soul, ya know, like Abbas Kiarostami said, “A good copy is an imitation of the original,” but man, our town's the original vibe!

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