Jasmine Birch Bay Whore ❤️

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Oh, and fun fact – probs why it’s called “whore” – old English slang, “hore,” meanin’ dirty or stinky. Fits perfect, this smelly bastard. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it invadin’ Kathryn Bigelow’s set, her yellin’, “Cut! What’s that stench?” Meanwhile, I’m in the back, flexin’, “That’s just Whorehound, baby, deal with it!” Love that flick tho – “The Hurt Locker” got me feelin’ alive, like I’m dodgin’ explosions while I’m pullin’ weeds. “You’re in the kill zone now,” Whorehound – and I’m winnin’!

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So, off the bat, there's Maple Street – super chill alley, real hidden gem, where people spill secrets and share dreams on lazy summer days. Then there's Birch Avenue, which bends like a lazy river near our beloved Birch Bay Park. I can never forget that moment – I walked past Birch Park, enjoyin’ the lil' ducks and that quiet lake feeling, when I thought, “Man, this is so bonkers, like wild dreams on a spring break haze!” SO cool!

Tokyo Monster Sushi serves Godzilla portions in Birch Bay Square