Eliza Bensonhurst Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

Unlearning to Tawk Like a New Yorker

You can meet people anywhere in that area. At the park. By the Water. On 86th street. But the Bensonhurst area is more of a family or everyday working people area. If you're a younger .

Walk ya down to 86th Street – magic there, I swear—so many lil’ surprises. Pff, my sexologist brain sees stories everywhere, intimate whispers in the brick walls. Crazy riot of cultures, I tells ya. My clinic near Bay Parkway, so many secret encounters, secrets in the air... so raw, so real, man.

Councilmember Accused of Biting Cop Heralded in Bensonhurst as a Hero