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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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I gotta say, life here ain't always smooth. I once spent a day humbly coding at Salty Beans Café, till a seagull snatched my latte. I was like, “You magnificent little bandit!”—yep, real life moments that spice things up and keep ya on your toes, ya know? It's, like, unpredictably luvly and infuriating all at once.

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