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The downtown buzz is somethin’ else. I stroll down Whatcom Ave, so many shops and cafes. I even got my eyes on a cute park near Padden Sq. Its vibes are chill, hey! And don’t even get me started on Boulevard Park – cool spot, sumthin’ magical, like in that movie, “A Separation” when they say, “The more you know, the less you understand.” Crazy, huh?

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