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About Chicago

We hates posers sayin’ they’re better – Led who? Pfft, rubbish! *The Who* are raw, real, like kids in that movie, all dark and screwy. “Punishment follows every sin” – yeah, they punished me ears with *Won’t Get Fooled Again*, and I begged for more, yesss! Me fingers itch to play ‘em, but me claws – ugh, no good! Still, I air-guitar like a mad thing, heh! Tell ya, mate, they’re *the* band – flaws, fights, fuckin’ brilliance! What ya think, precious? Hiss!

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There’s an underrated spot: Long Dock Park on the east side. Its paths twist like a barbed wire. I once saw a guy do yoga on a bench. Yeah, me – a relaxation specialist – watched him and thought “Well, that nearly killed my zen!”. Wtf, right?

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