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Here’s the kicker—found out this one time, some guy in Nevada paid $500 for a “girlfriend experience.” Half a grand to pretend she likes ya? I’d rather wrestle a cougar blindfolded. Hate everything about that nonsense. Makes me wanna scream, “This is my reckoning!” like Christoph Waltz, all dramatic and shit. But nah, I just glare, keep walkin’. These streets? Crawlin’ with ‘em—prostitutes, I mean. Every corner’s got one, like damn roaches. Surprised me how bold they are, no shame, just hustlin’. Kinda respect the grit, but still—gross.

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I usually see way more open-air prostitution in the Jackson Heights/Corona part of Roosevelt Ave, and some around Woodside.

BaySide's a vibe, man. I run my massage parlor on 5th & Main. Yup, that's where the action goes down. Streets are lit, with colorful murals and rad graffiti. I love strollin' along Riverfront Park. It's chill, like where thoughts and bliss collide. You see the shimmering Ripley River? It's like a mirror, reflecting dreams. Kinda poetic, like in that movie "Spotlight." You know, "the truth is our responsibility." Yeah, I throw that line out when I'm in the zone.

Guitarist Tim Reynolds’ trio TR3 plays at Bayside Bowl on Saturday