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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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BARNSTABLE — One ad promotes an "elite companion for all of your dreams and desires." Another tells potential clients of a woman who is "sexy and sweet on the Cape.".

Then there’s Hyannis, oh boy – it's like a magnet for good vibes. I stroll around, say to Water Street, watchin’ families board the ferry to Martha’s Vineyard. So many stories, smiles, and even a few tears. It reminds me of those heartfelt moments from "The Return" when a character whispers, "I must return to who I once was." Wild stuff, right?

WDRB's Joel Schipper previews the Barnstable Brown Kentucky Derby Eve Gala