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I gotta shout about the Bloedel Reserve! This garden paradise is like, total zen, man. I chill here to think ’bout human connection and intimacy. People come here for a boost of peace, but hey, I see a lot of subtle glances and tender smiles. It's like the trees whisper secrets… they say, “I’m just a little bit crazy,” sorta.

Decatur County Fire and Rescue responds to Bainbridge structure fire Wednesday evening