Avery Bailey Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

Whore's Eye View by Kaytlin Bailey

We got Main Street—yeah, I’m talkin’ ol’ Main St. with its quirky little boutiques and coffee joints that smell like heaven. Right next door is Oakwood Lane, where you can witness the sunrise every damn mornin’. The vibe, man, is like one of them Brokeback Mountain moments: “I wish I knew how to quit you,” cuz Bailey’s got that pull, ya know?

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