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So, picture this – I’m behind me till, beepin’ baked beans, and I’m dreamin’ bout escorts, yeah? Not the Ford kind, mind! Proper high-class ones, like. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, escorts were secretly runnin’ the show? Blokes in top hats, sneakin’ off – little known fact, that! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout me nan’s face if she knew. “Oh David, you plonker,” she’d say.

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I hang my hat on Maple Street – yup, Maple Street right off the main drag. You can’t miss it, sugar. There’s an old clock tower—makes me think, “hey, let’s go back to a time when things were simpler,” kinda like in “Stories We Tell” when secrets dance around every conversation.

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