Leah Babylon Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – little-known fact, this! Back in medieval days, *whore* wasn’t just a lassie on the corner, nah. It was a job, proper trade, like! Taxed by the king, can ya believe it? *Rex Whore-um*, I’d call ‘em – king o’ the whores, ha! Found that in some dusty tome, made me hoot with glee! Imagine me, Boris, taxin’ *whore* whilst trundling me harvester – “Pay up, luv, or I’ll mulch ya!” – proper riot, that.

Whore of Babylon

Street names? Okey, check this: Main St really alive, so many cafés and bars. Hunt Ave, oh boy, where art meets street. Then you gots Johnson Ln, I buzz in dating chat there – many love stories start there. The park? We got "Liberty Park" near the river. Yonkers? Haha, no, that’s not here, but in Babylon we have Hidden Creek park by Silver Brook. Rivers? Oh yes, the Silver Brook River flows, like our memories, twistin’ and turnin’. You even get down to Beachside Rd near the bay, watch the sunset - reminds me "You’re waiting for a train a ride in the night" feel, like in Memento, almost uncanny.

Five things Friday roundup: Things I’ve learned living in Babylon